To make a slut cocktail you need 5 men 2 girls, lube, martini glass, a syringe, and a bowl, the 5 men take turns on girl 1s lubed asshole until all 5 cum inside her then the girl2 gets extreme throatfucked until she has collected saliva and cum in the bowl after girl1 pushes cum and ass juice in the bowl than they both squirt and pee in the bowl the solution is then injected into girl 2s ass an then squirted into a martini glass both girls will be naughty bitches and drink this.
by slutty cocktail queen September 18, 2022
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“I lit that bitch with a mazeltov cocktail” says the Jewish guy when someone won’t let them do there taxes.
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“I lit that bitch up with a mazeltov cocktail” says the Jewish guy when someone tells him, he can’t do their taxes.
by Juicycouger_6996 June 2, 2022
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Q: would you like to be served by our level 6 Cocktail Alchemist ?
A: Hard no. I have enough trouble with the fucking regular mixologists. What the hell am i going to do with the leveled up version of those douche canoes ?
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