trumpet cookie

When you are not sure if someone is a male or female.

Look at that trumpet cookie walking down the street!

by Camokt June 16, 2016

Ukelele Trumpet

When you eat the ass of a woman (or man) whilst making a ululating sound. this will give off the sound of a ukulele, whilst playing the trumpet

Hey man, were you giving my mum the ukulele trumpet last night? It was pretty loud.

You hear that noise last night? That was me playing the ukelele trumpet on your sister!

by Sthepen the 17th of Auckland a May 22, 2016

canadian trumpet

a long fart that starts as a soft high pitch squeak, then changes to a hard mid pitch to finish

Alexis did you just play the Canadian Trumpet?

by Str8offDATteet January 16, 2018

Silver Trumpet

The Silver Trumpet or Saliva Trumpet the more classy cousin of the rusty trombone, is when you suck one or both balls while jerking off the shaft or playing with the head. This is usually done after enough lube, or mucus is built up on a solidly hard dick.

This is a great move if you're trying to vary it up. Or your significant other likes when you play with their nuts.

That girl Samantha has a ball fetish I guess, she gave me a silver trumpet non-stop for like 20 minutes bro, it was great. Man, my balls STILL haven't firmed back up! She could suck peanut butter through a straw. I'm calling her tomorrow

by Seozy January 16, 2018

frozen trumpet

Freezing your own poo and using it as a solid dildo

I really enjoyed using my frozen trumpet last night

by Lovely human being December 26, 2016

Trumpet

Verb. Passing of air through one's dickhole. The male equivalent to a queef.

1. Richard was titty fucking me last night and straight up trumpeted on my face.

2. I thought I was cumming but it was just a trumpet.

by 5ickch33s3 January 1, 2017

Trumpetized

When someone lives in fear of Trump policies.

I'm Trumpetized of walls.

by Miguel 😧 B February 1, 2017