Love thy plants

Love Thy Plants: • phrase coined by Sowvital: The ultimate plant parent mantra, reminding everyone to treat their green babies with as much love, respect, and care as they would any other family member.

• “Why did Karen cancel our movie night?” “She had to go home and water her new fern.” “Oh, right, Love Thy Plants the Sowvital way and all that.”

by MrGreen August 18, 2023

Boston's tomato plants

Boston's tomato plants is a cover name you use when trying to talk in secret about growing weed in your backyard.

person 1: I heard you were growing weed in your backyard.

person 2: you mean I'm growing Boston's tomato plants.

by Ranga Destroyer123 August 27, 2023

egg plant

eggs of the plant

son: you have a huge egg plant dad

dad: I know son your mom loves it

by butthole dog crap inside August 28, 2023

Indrustry plant

Triominutes

Triominutes is an indrustry plant

by Genuis afro king who works for September 20, 2023

Plants Vs Zombies heroes

The one gay game that niggers play

Person 1: Hey i play Plants vs zombies heroes
Person 2: Fuck you

by Monebt bruh November 28, 2021

Plant City

Where the strawberry festival is at. Dats the only thing anyone cares about. Its a festival that all the white trash rednecks attend to eat fried shit and watch country music acts before they go home drunk to fuck there sisters or brother.

They are all Trump supporters along with there web footed "She's just slow, but her brain will grow." Inbred children.

5/10 it's no Branson, MI

Plant City is a town north of Tampa.

by FunkyKongJr December 3, 2021

obvious plant

1. subpar bait
2. a secret agent that is not that secret
3. established brand created by an innovative product designer, marketing guru and master of the art of pedagogic sarcasm

anonymous: do these pants look good on me?
Doug: yes, obvious plant! green is your colour.

by 1wickedestslam July 22, 2022