Pencil Muncher

The retard/s in school who’s occupation are munching or gnawing on pencils (usually the erasers), leaving an almost unusable finished product

Person 1: Hey *person 2*, can I get a pencil

Person 2: No, ask *Retard 1*

Person 1: Fuck no, I don’t want that pencil munchers chew toy.

by PootSniffer March 11, 2023

Pennsylvanian Upside down Pencil Sharpener

The act of putting a naked woman in a groundhog hole where her ass is out and you use it to sharpen your pencil dick and pour motor oil over back while riding a Wildebeest and it’s only legal if done in Philadelphia honoring the founding fathers

I tried to do the Pennsylvanian Upside Down Pencil Sharpener

by Sax_killa54 January 21, 2023

pencil

your fathers dick

"do you have a pencil?"
"yeah, its on ur fathers scrotum."

by CHANNELATOR January 29, 2023

Penciled

When your laying on the couch watching transformers and someone sneaks up behind you and sticks a pencil agressively so far up your ass and goes out your throat.

I was relaxing watching bumble bee and suddenly my dad penciled me so far in my ass I jizzed in his mouth

by Jaquavious337.3 February 10, 2023

pencilation

Popping a boner at a desk.

Sitting in class, I couldn't help but stare at Mrs. Merchant's sexy legs. Unfortunately I didn't make it to the bathroom to jerk due to my throbbing pencilation. I had to wait a bit for my knob to to stop the throb, and jerked myself when I got home.

by SimonX October 12, 2023

Pencil Mark

A person who puts an unhelpfully large number of pencil marks into a puzzle grid, in the optimistic belief that the resulting chaos will guide him or her to a solution. Especially relevant to sudoku puzzles.

"Oh god, don't let Pencil Mark have a go. He'll deface the puzzle beyond all recognition and we'll never crack it."

by Sudoku Alex November 20, 2023

Pencil Dick

Name famously given to former Teaneck, New Jersey town councilman Keith Kaplan by Teaneck Board of Education Vice President Victoria Fisher, as reported in The Jewish Standard (Who can say what at a meeting?, 12/7/23): "Relations between Mr. Kaplan and Ms. Fisher are frosty, to understate. The board of education’s vice president responded to a text Mr. Kaplan sent her with these words: 'Lose my number pencil dick."

'Lose my number pencil dick.'

by Carpenter Pencil January 26, 2024