next one up

you know you're going to be next person to be successful in (anything); a feeling of greatness/determination/certainty

Person 1: Hey, you're really good at this.
Person 2: yeah, I'm the next one up

by kwjg42 August 27, 2023

there’s always next season

A phrase usually used for banter clubs such as Manchester City, Paris Saint-German and Arsenal. This is because they can never win the champions league and call it a mickey mouse trophy because they are tinpot clubs.

Bayern Fan: We beat you in the champions league 💀 your club is a joke
PSG Fan: Whatever there’s always next season

by YourAverageBrit September 22, 2023

piss next door

When your having a sleepover at your friends house and his father uses the bathroom next to where you guys are, everyone goes silent and you witness the sound of your friends dad pissing for the next 30 seconds

“Everyone shut up, I hear my dad” (dad starts pissing) 5 seconds go by (you and your friends start laughing) “he just had a piss next door”

by Mownique October 1, 2023

karate kid the next step

Pretty much just the worst in the karate kid series and just overall trash

Yo did u watch the new karate kid the next step
Nah
Why
Because it's obviously shit

by Karatekidfan July 8, 2023

next level bobCUT

A swanky hangout spot where hipster chefs gather to whip up fancy liquid meals while wearing ironic aprons. It's like a foodie's version of a jacuzzi party, but with ladles instead of swimsuits.

"Hey, did you see that next level bobCUT that just opened up on mainstreet?"

"kill yourself"

by knifehandler August 10, 2023

The next backpack

someone that is about to get they booty beat

He threatened you?? I guess he’s going to be the next backpack

by im never getting married January 16, 2020

Next level hobo shit

When you see a hobo do something extreme and unheard of that depicts a new level of crippling poverty.

"Omg, those two hobos are fighting over a cigarette's butt, that's some next level hobo shit!"

by TremendousClap January 30, 2020