NO SMOKING NO SLEEPING NO PROBLEM

The implicit instructions given to DEJA VU PORN PATRONS on their movie screen before the PORN SEX FLICK STARTS.

As following what it says on the movie screen as NO SMOKING NO SLEEPING NO PROBLEM as SUCKING , FUCKING and other SEX you like while enjoying the SEX PORN FLICK is greatly encouraged is we would not want you to stay home and watch SEX PORN FLICK with another partner so as the management go ahead and enjoy yourselves.

by SAY THE WORD SHIT August 2, 2021

Old Man Technology Problems

Otherwise known as "OMTP", Old Man Technology Problems refers to those, mainly those who look old, who have trouble with the technology of today

Old Man: Sorry guys! Old Man Technology Problems!

by Mastur Of E September 28, 2021

Problem

you, you’re the root of it.

boy: there isn’t a problem
girl: bro, YOU’RE the problem

by heydysobs February 26, 2022

Father problems

When the father that a woman had was physically present but emotionally not available. Similar context to "daddy issues" where the father is physically absent, etc.

She didn't exactly have 'daddy issues', it was more like father problems.

If you simp for Dabi, you have daddy issues, but if you simp for Nanami, then you have father problems.

by Kai's sl*t May 15, 2021

problem

jewels sobriety.

you have a problem

by khubkprubhj May 20, 2021

Thirst World Problems

Problems that are only experienced by people with an abundance of admirers and/or partners.

"That guy I was flirting with wants me - but he won't date polyamorous chicks." *Sulks*
"Oh honey you've got thirst world problems!"

by CiciMcGee May 29, 2021

the linux problem

When a project gets made by a technical person, which leads that person to subconsciously optimize it for other technical people instead of user friendliness, thus attracting a user base of technical people, which contribute to the product to reinforce that cycle even more.

Hey man, your app is really suffering from the linux problem.

by RealmyTheMan October 16, 2024