muddy leaves

When boobs sag so much they might as well be touching the ground.

Bro 1: Bro look at those muddy leaves!
Bro 2: I know bro they're disgusting!

by School Shooter Supereme August 9, 2016

muddy gems

Filthy testicles

If you expect to get any tonight you'd best clean those muddy gems.

by 100010001 June 10, 2016

muddy gems

Dirty testicles or smelly balls.

That old man had quite a filthy set of muddy gems. She said he needs to clean his balls before they play.

by 100010001 June 1, 2016

Muddy Pirate

When a female takes a shit in a mans mouth and right when it’s about to drop she yells “Arghh” while he is wearing a pirate hat and eye patch

Honey I can’t wait to go home and become your slutty muddy pirate an I might even walk the plank

by Phillyfan420 February 3, 2018

Muddy Helmet

When probing the anal cavity of a whore with one’s schlong, you take it out to relube when you realize that there is shit on the tip of your dick. At this point, you realize you do not need the lube and stick that shit right back in her asshole and pink sock that bitch.

Marci finally let me fuck her up the ass last night. She gave me a Muddy Helmet, but I just kept pounding away.

by Jason’s Sister’s Ass December 11, 2020

Muddy Poon

Anything covered in mud that stank.

Your mom's muddy poon smelled like a Florida swamp.

by BRatedMovieZombie November 24, 2020

Muddy Puddle

When one pees on the ground then takes a shit in the puddle followed by stomping in the mixture with bare feet. It is also recommended that you pour barefoot wine over the masterpiece, if you’re feeling fancy

John: yo joe, did you just make that Muddy Puddle?
Joe: yeah man
John: that’s absolutely fucking disgusting ...you forgot the wine

by Crown of thorns November 2, 2020