Im soooooooooo goddamn bored GADMAN BRO LIKE I CAN TYPE MY ENTIRE KEYBOARD:1234567890-=QWERTYUIOP[]\ASDFGHJKL;'ZXCVBNM,./!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop{}|asdfghjkl:"zxcvbnm<>?

I'm bored DAMN

"I'm so bored bro i can Im soooooooooo goddamn bored GADMAN BRO LIKE I CAN TYPE MY ENTIRE KEYBOARD:1234567890-=QWERTYUIOP\ASDFGHJKL;'ZXCVBNM,./!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop{}|asdfghjkl:"zxcvbnm<>?"

by RandomDudeOnWWW November 27, 2025

Keyboard Welder

A douchebag troll that comments on welding videos like he or she is some kind professional welder even though they have ZERO pictures or videos of welds they produced on their own profiles/pages. Their opinion is WORTHLESS and they should be immediately BANNED from your account.

Creator in video: *welds a perfect stack of dimes with a mig*
Keyboard welder: "YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN PUSHING INSTEAD OF DRAGGING, YOU SUCK."
Everyone Else: BANNNNNNNNNNNN

by RUSTYCREEKFAB January 5, 2026

Keyboard Criminal

Term referring to someone who has committed a cybercrime, or someone who was violated the rules of a discord server / website tos (this is a joke please don't take it seriously)

"Ur a keyboard criminal"

by idfk282918739 February 4, 2025

keyboard warrior

An insult, usually used after losing an online argument, by lunkheads (see alpha male) towards those with superior knowledge or intellect, as a way of trying to change the subject and thus become the victor or to save face after proving themself to be less intelligent online than someone else. In the days before the internet, after losing a verbal argument, a person using this term today would physically attack the winner of a verbal battle, attempting to become the victor of a physical battle. In business, commonly used by those in management to refer to less vocal and therefore non-management staff (see promotion has nothing to do with ability). Usually the target of the insult is disabled in some way, e.g. autistic or mute, therefore the term is a form of discrimination or bullying.

"That non-verbal autistic guy thinks he's so smart but he's just a keyboard warrior, he wouldn't dare say that to my face or I'd smash his face in."

by maxkelp February 28, 2025

keyboard

what im using to type

uhm keyboard

by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025

Keyboard

A device you use to commit crimes with

hey dawg, im gonna commit sum cybercrimez with my keyboard, u wana join in?

by LemyLemonLem March 12, 2025

Keyboard combination

The phenomenon by which a bored human searches urban dictionary for various permutations of the alphabet, with no particular goal other than to waste time, and perhaps to find a unique one.
Some examples of these:
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
qazedcwsxtgbrfvujmyhnolikp
qweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklmp
mrjocktvquizphdbagsfewlynx

You: "I'm so bored! Time to look up some keyboard combinations."

by Kargaroc586 July 26, 2024