Goggles Off

A term marking the end of douche-baggery. After one has removed his or her goggles--either literally or figuratively--he or she is relieved of acting like, looking like, or feeling like a jackass. Generally used as a word of advice.

For literal situations:

S: Hey dude, I like your outift, especially your winter hat and welding goggles around your neck. It's silly and cool 'cause there's no need for either of those things right now!

B: Yeah, I think it's pretty cool too. You really like it?

S: No, take your goggles off, you look like a motherfucker.

For everyday "goggle" situations:
Perhaps you're at a party...

S: Hey, you're acting like a real ass... maybe this should be your last drink, 'cause you don't wanna be "that guy."

B: Don't tell me what to do! I'll drink more just to spite you.

S: Take your goggles off, man.

by hellocurly2 January 1, 2011

Goggle-nesia

forgetting what you were going to search for while browser is starting up.

I am sitting at the google prompt, and can't remeber what I was going to search for, this goggle-nesia is killing me

by ICan'tRemember99 September 4, 2010

glam goggles

huge womens sun glasses that hipster chicks wear

That girl with the glam goggles was so freakin hot!

by FidelChatstro August 18, 2008

crush goggles

For when a person has a "crush" on a person and then starts seeing that person as faultless or perfect normally seen also in New relationships or "honeymoon goggles".

She sees him so perfectly must be crush goggles

by hello the idiot that use this November 27, 2014

Gym Goggles

Similar to beer goggles but happens at a gym when an average woman looks hotter because she is in spandex.

Kristy wasn't very hot, but when wearing spandex guys got gym goggles and thought she was a total milf.

by Spankin95 March 20, 2015

BL goggles

1. A term used to describe the constant fantasy pairings of 2 straight men in homoromantic situations. Not literal goggles more moreover an "expression" 2. the act of shipping 2 straight men in homoromantic fantasies.

Jenny: I saw you checking out Chad and Jack yesterday at the gym, you're crushing hard it looks like
Heather: no, I just have really tight BL goggles on right now.

by hitsumuffin October 25, 2016

nerd goggles

What Sterling Archer call glasses.

Cyril: "Here, put these on."
Archer: "No, I'm not wearing nerd goggles!"

by shapiro_slayer_69 July 6, 2019