gift hat

that faget ass hat john always wears

me:WTF is on your head
gayass gift: its my hat

by hare dogg October 3, 2003

National give a gift to Julia's day

July 1st is national give someone named Julia a gift!! Make them smile and really go all out

X: hi julia
Julia: you know what day it is!!
X: national give a gift to julia's day
X: here you go!!

by Heymangetyourgameon June 30, 2022

National No Gift Day

There are no accepting gifts nor giving gifts in this day, even on birthdays.

Bf: “Happy Birthday honey, here is your gift—“
Gf: “honey!! I can’t, it’s National no gift day!”

by SéanTheKoala August 9, 2022

Visit the gift shop

To defecate, especially in a public or business restroom

"I think I'll visit the gift shop before I leave."

by Crown-Fondler October 25, 2022

Dan‘s gift

An unwanted often mildly unpleasant present wothout ill intent.

A: What is this dirty shirt in your room?
L: That is not mine! It must be Dan‘s…
S: I guess you have been given a Dan‘s gift!

by n0t_dan November 20, 2022

Gutting Gift

The comparible idea to a Push Present, but for C-sections!

I have to be cut from gut to gill for this baby, he BETTER be getting me a gutting gift!

by TeenyWeez November 21, 2022

gift

an unwanted item or words that you want to burn

i got a gift from my grandma's, cousin's, sister's, friends.

by urgggggggggggggggggggggggggggg January 13, 2022