Callum

Callum is a name that means enormous boobs on a man.

"I don't like him like that, but Callum's really pretty."

"Callum? Doesn't that name translate to Big Boobs in english?"

by toyflyer August 2, 2024

Callum-posting

The chronic habit of posting painfully mundane, oddly specific, and questionably profound WhatsApp statuses that nobody asked for—but now we all have to live with.

Often includes:
• Food hot takes that sound like rejected Dragon’s Den pitches

• Daily life updates that feel like side quests from a preschool teacher

• Music screenshots with cryptic captions that don’t make sense but sound like they might if you were high
• Off-brand motivational quotes with the emotional depth of a soggy Rich Tea biscuit
• Photos of countryside or suburban nothingness with captions like “Needed this”

“Man acts like he’s the main character in a Netflix indie short every time he posts. Stop the Callum-posting”

“You know you’re Callum-posting when your status feels like a TED Talk but it’s just a tree and bad lighting.”

by Cally420 March 27, 2025

Callum Gillespie

Callum Gillespie loves vodka anything and will drink anyone under the table. He is well known for his tough stuff on and his ability to never know when to shut up. Also has just finished the leaving cert which is a proper two fingers to all the teachers

Callum Gillespie loves using johnnies

Callum Gillespie was spotted in mccaffs
Callum Gillespie does not give a flying f

by Camping Heineken June 13, 2025

Callum Interstelar

The one gay guy in the friend group who grabs your genital but you like it so you dont tell him to stop and before you know it your going down on him like the second tower went down

"You know that Callum Interstelar guy?"
"I sucked Callum Interselar dry yesterday"

by Diomandminor April 19, 2024

Callum

Callum is such a cutie with a baby face, Callum's tend to have hot sisters.

i caught callum railing his sister in the primary school toilets

by Sinep 8==D April 28, 2024

Callum

Elin's boyfriend

Person 1: "Hey that's callum"

Person 2: "No. That's Elin's Boyfriend"

by callumharty May 19, 2024

Callum core

A state of being in which you are fully enveloped into acting non-homosexual yet you are. Even if there are multiple sources which say you are you keep acting Callum core.

Alex: I'm not gay I swear!
Mike: yes you are!
Alex: I'm a straight white male!!
Mike: you might be a bit Callum core.

by The alphabet is a lie March 4, 2024