Cloth Drama

A purely one sided fabricated issue dilated to be 100x worse than what it actually is

well you wouldn’t get it, there’s so much you don’t know

Stfu with yo damn cloth drama

by GonkTinker March 27, 2022

turtle bumped the cloth

A severe prairie dogging situation where it actually touched your underwear before going back in your butt

Awww quick , get off the highway i can't make it , the turtle bumped the cloth !!!

by Big donker January 24, 2021

new clothes kids

two people who are buying new clothes together

“hey i’ve just bought a load of clothes”
“oh cool i was just about to as well!!”
“nice! we’re totally new clothes kids right now”

by NOTzoerjane January 27, 2021

Cloth Smoocher

It is someone who wears their mask.

Joe is a Cloth Smoocher

by thanosbeatboxyes February 17, 2021

Clothes Beam

Easily his most metro attack.

“CLOTHES BEAM!”

by Dordobolong March 21, 2021

clothing edition boomer

basically the parents of gen-z
will sexualise every single piece of clothing
thinks that short skirts = whxre
thinks that fishnets = slxtty
basically very annoying >:(
HOWEVER- not all boomers are like that- Please remember-

Boy A- "jeez my mom is such a boomer.."
Boy B- "What did she do?"
Boy A- "she won't buy me cat ears because they're 'tOo sExUaL'. Smh.."
Boy B- "dang bro, she a clothing edition boomer-"

by Sashas-white-teacup April 8, 2021

dump-clothes

(Noun) a very offensive term for a person that IYHO dresses so badly /poorly that it literally looks like they have found their clothes at the garbage dump.

Aunt Petunia: Harry you stupid dump-clothes, how dare you go on a date with Hermione dressed like this?

Harry: since when, lol do you care about what Hermione will think about the way I dress?

by Sexydimma May 27, 2021