closet skeleton

A dirty fucked up secret about your past that could ruin your life. Like if you fuked your sister and no one ever found out

1-"Dude I'm afraid I've got a closet full of skeletons. I'm scared that someone will find out what I've done"
2-"Dude Why the fuck are there dead bodies in your closet?"
1-"You have no clue what a closet skeleton is do you?"

by Dragon Dragin' May 19, 2016

chair closet

A chair you would use to lazily put clothes on.

(Let’s say you’re going to your bffs house for a sleepover)

Friend: ummmm..... where do you put your clothes since you have no closet??

You: On the chair closet.

Friend: ???

by FHxdhftgf January 23, 2018

Cock closet

A warm moist gash

I beat the fuck out of her cock closet last night.

by The big bad carpet muncher December 21, 2019

closet crackhead

Someone who hides their crack or drug addiction from their friends and steals money to fulfill it

My friend Koy is a closet crackhead because I know he’s a tweak but he won’t admit it

by DrJeffery January 25, 2020

Schrödinger’s Closet

When your out to most people, but retain enough plausible deniability for when the conservative relatives come for thanksgiving

Bro, are you out to your family yet?
Kind of, but it’s more of a Schrödinger’s closet situation.

by Ur_Mom_Gae May 13, 2020

Schrödinger’s Closet

When your out to most people but have enough plausible deniability to stay out of deep shit when the conservative relatives come for Thanksgiving

I’m out to most people but not parts of my family.
That’s called Schrödinger’s Closet

by Ur_Mom_Gae May 13, 2020

goodie closet

noun
A closet for snacks. First discovered in OneTopic's "The straights are NOT OK"

"Did you steal the cheetos out of my goodie closet again?"
"I'm sorry, but it's my cheat day and I'm really hungry."

by Cookie_on_Joy August 13, 2020