bald monster

A pedophile who tortures children. Usually bald and maybe some facial hair. Looks like a normal person normal but is not.

Mother: OH NO! IT'S A BALD MONSTER! GET THE KIDS AWAY!
Bald Monster: come here little kids :)

by dragoJim February 13, 2018

Bald Florida Man

Some guy they call FitMC. He plays Minecraft and Pumps Iron.

"Hey you know that Bald Florida Man who plays 2b2t?"
"Yeah, you're talking about FitMC. About Yea high,plays Minecraft and he pumps iron."

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 27, 2020

bald

jesse carpenter

jesse is bald

by toefeet April 10, 2020

bald

jesse carpenter

jesse is bald

by toefeet April 10, 2020

bald

jesse carpenter

jesse is bald

by toefeet April 10, 2020

bald

jesse carpenter

jesse is bald

by toefeet April 10, 2020

Bald

Miles Gibson

"If you look up bald in the dictionary, Miles Gibson shows up."
"Wow, he really does"

by Zeroni_ March 11, 2020