Atheist

Someone who lacks faith in religion. There’s nothing more to it, they didn’t piss in your cheerios, they aren’t gonna murder your family, they don’t go into their basement every Sunday to do satanic rituals. The average atheist lacks faith until proven wrong, but that really loud, really outspoken group of Atheist who will turn away an offer if it’s from a religious person but then also carry on for hours about Astrology.

Person 1: Ay you coming to **insert place of religious worship** today?
Person 2: Nah, I’m an Atheist.

by IamBW May 16, 2023

Twitter Atheist

Somebody who will talk about Religion more than the Pope or Dalai Lama on Twitter. They’re similar to Reddit Atheists in that 90% of the time, their biggest trauma with Religion was going to Sunday school and going into detention for saying God isn’t real.

Guy on Twitter: I think God is cool and I also respect Atheists

Twitter Atheist: God is dead and your Religion is false. Kill yourself.

Guy on Twitter: Tf bro I just said I think God is cool

by Skenry of Halitz December 16, 2023

Atheist

Athiest is the opposite of a common theist. Atheism is the absence of moral theology. Theists typically can be found singing songs on 7th day of the week about a bearded legend who is obsessed with them. Theists believe in many options though, including but not limited to Buddha, Jesus, John, Guru Nanak, The Genie of the Lamp, Confucius, but not Santa Clause, he's a lost cause. What are you anyway, five? In fact, a theist will tell you Santa is a clever disguise for the devil because when you scramble the last three letters you get "Satan". They pray for each and every person struggling from neuro divergence curses such as dyslexia and ADD. They pray that the millions of people with no life purpose will find one through Christ before they wake up in the mosh pit. They didn't know the leopards would bite their faces but are asking for forgiveness.

Atheist: "Sorry Karen, I wasn't aware you were going to stick your face against the chicken wire.... do you need medical attention?"

Theist: "God works in mysterious ways, that we can't quite understand."

by BitchOfTheWest October 3, 2021

Atheist Trauma Syndrome

Atheist Trauma Syndrome, also shortened as ATS, is the name of a mental condition provoked due to massive hardline (new) atheist information and due to things that (new) atheists and atheist zealots often say on the Internet, one of the most common traits of this syndrome is that when an individual struggles with leaving atheism or a set of atheist beliefs or information that has led to them become atheist or think that atheism is right about religion and spirituality, it often have the same symptoms of religious trauma syndrome, but being about atheism, mostly about new atheism, atheist fundamentalism and scientism.

Atheist Trauma Syndrome is actually a thing, but sadly there's not a lot of studies about that and only few people actually study about such syndrome, it's mostly common between ex-atheists and people who used to watch atheist YouTube channels, read atheist sites and blogs and follow atheist accounts on social media.

by Dumugian October 27, 2021

Atheist

People who believe dieties do not exist.

They're not people who don't "believe in god" or have no confidence in god. They're people who think god doesn't exist. Period.

Atheist: How can I believe in something that doesn't exist?

by Anwpyn September 7, 2021

Atheist

90% of Urban Dictionary users or 90% of the human population

Atheists are pretty controversial

by Stupid Af July 25, 2021

Katinunni Atheist

‘Katunni Atheist’ a person from pakistan who pretends to disbelieve or lacks belief in God or Gods and also lacks foreskin. Adj ; Creature who’s brain is inside testicle, pretend to be atheist for money.

Elhaad pretends to be a disbeliever but in reality he is a katinunni atheist.

by K2Slayer September 14, 2022