5th of January

in the 5th of January, a person that goes by the name Battle The Sletter (aka BattleSleeter, Battle but IRL) will be executed on stage at a show for promoting (-5 celsius air conditioner) on furries

presenter : ARE YOU READY
Battle : yes i am
presenter : OKAY TURN IT ON
Battle : *pain and agony scream*
The (5th of January) Incident.

by sensitized#6069 January 5, 2022

5th Grade

When you think everyone in your class is too cool for you and people become brainwashed by puberty. The girls wear only trendy stuff and the boys only talk about video game stuff and memes.

Relative: How was 5th grade last year?
kid: ugh :(

by 12345urbandictionarydefiner January 7, 2022

february 5th

National Zhion day!! Wish her happy birthday.

"Hey do you know what day is February 5th?" "Hell yea its national Zhion day lets go wish ehr happy birthday!!"

by Ztnd January 8, 2022

December 5th

Dudes wit big dicks were born on this day. They get the most beautiful girls(sometimes named Elianna) and they are pretty great to be around.

You can see his dick through his pants. He must be born on December 5th

by KingWithTheBigDick May 1, 2022

May 5th

National lunar day, give them a gift!!

"Hey did you know its national lunar day?"
"no.. whats that?"
"National lunar day is when you give them a gift I got them cheez-its you should too! National lunar day ! Give them a gift ""
"okay!"
The definition of May 5th is national lunar day when you give them a gift

by annonnoyumus May 3, 2022

May 5th

Let me lick your asshole day.

Hey bro it’s May 5th, let me lick your asshole

by julianlake May 4, 2022

May 5th

National send titty and ass pics to your bf day

An amazing time of the year where you get to show your special someone what you've got under all them clothes

"Hey babe, it's May 5th, national send titty and ass pics to you bf day, would you?"

" oh yes of course babe, here you go."

by A YETTY Xx May 4, 2022