Ur Mom

Ur Mom is a heavenly body which has mass more than a black hole and somehow doesn't collapse in on herself. Ur Mom measures about 69 lightyears in diameter and consumes anything she comes in contact with.

Person A: Did you know that Jupiter's diameter is more than 100,000 km?
Person B: Not nearly as big as Ur Mom.

by websurferoftheages March 24, 2022

ur mom

ur mom

whats old and ugly... UR MOM

by uwu kid_12345678696969 March 24, 2022

Ur Mom

Who I sleep with every night

I love sleeping with ur mom

by The mom collector March 24, 2022

Your mom

This means that your friends want to fuck your mom because she hot 🔥

Alex: hey what were you doing last night?

Me: your mom brooooooo

by Suck_ur_mom_ March 24, 2022

i did ur mom

i did ur mom

cam: i did ur mom

by Go follow kit-kat.mations yt March 25, 2022

ur mom

meaning of ur mom= something you can say to anything or anyone. ever.

example= what are you doing? = ur mom
I had veggie soup last night

i had ur mom last night

by kalina aka ur mom March 25, 2022

single mom season

It's when broke dudes start hitting single mothers inboxes, with hopes of capitalizing on large income tax refunds.

My friend is single most of the year except when she gets her tax refund. I smile and say it's single mom season again.

by Glenn Roberts March 26, 2022