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my mom says you have a tiny weiner

It's the worst possible insult a another guy can say to a guy. It means when you tried fucking another guy's mom she said your dick was tiny.
Hey bro! Your an asshole! Yeah well my mom says you have a tiny weiner! Why would you say that?It's the worst possible insult a another guy can say to a guy. It means when you tried fucking another guy's mom she said your dick was tiny.
by B-rizzle November 23, 2019
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Would you snack on your own weiner if you could?

Twitch famous meme first made in MitchJones's chat by fellow twitch streamer Atlanta in 2019. The joke went on to become a staple in other chats too such as Mizkif's and Austinshow's.
*typed in twitch chat or similar medium* "Would you snack on your own weiner if you could?" *Content creator responding*
by Waaysus April 10, 2023
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pancake weiner

A weiner that is short. But also super wide. Synonym: Chode
Heidi: Dude I found out sam has a pancake weiner.
Judy: You cant hook up with that.
by Slampiece22 October 11, 2009
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Weiner package

The package of junk that hang's between a man's legs.
Sol was confused, he had everything twisted up like a little weiner package.
by ride6red June 1, 2009
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raw weiner

The act of having sex without a condom.

An uncooked hotdog
My girl is finally on the pill, now I can hit it raw weiner.

I'm not gonna eat that raw weiner, cook it first.
by Luke L. July 30, 2008
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ginormous super duper mega weiner

a short kid that was in your drama class last year that always poked you and your friend with the same name in the arm with a sharp pencil.
a.k.a seth.
seth, youre a ginormous super duper mega weiner. now stop poking me with your pencil!
by corinnnnee May 21, 2008
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Weiner-Ham Couple

A Weiner-Ham couple in essence is a relationship where a man dates an older woman and a woman dates a younger man. The reason this couple dates out of their age group is because they are both too desperate to find anyone their own age. The man is called the "weiner" and the woman is called the "ham".
A Weiner-Ham Couple can be seen in an example where a boy who is 15 dates a woman who is 18, but won't go out with any other girls who are 15 or below his age. The 18 year old girl also cant get any men her age and abides to go out with this man.
by Don Dukas March 7, 2008
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