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TransPenile Express

Refers to the TransPennine Express train service, commonly run between Glasgow and Manchester Piccadilly.
1: what train should we catch today?
2: i think we should get the transpenile express, they have wifi on board and is much faster than the northern service.
by ohioRizzer786 December 5, 2023
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Boebert Express

N: an over-the-trowsers tug job usually performed in a public place, such as a theatre, packed full of families and children.
Lauren was all set to lecture the libs on core family values when she suddenly got the urge to crack some wang so she leaned over and gave the gentleman sitting next to her the Boebert Express.

"Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!...Awww, Lauren...thanks for the Boebert Express but now I need a new pair of undershorts..."
by BostonRarr December 8, 2023
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oRIMent express

When a guy jerks off while eating his bitches ass
Last night I gave June an oRIMent express and she fucking loved it!
by BroncoDonko August 14, 2023
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Wilmslow Express

One sided, clinical and awkward consensual sex. Typically used to describe sexual activities in a relationship wherein one party is with the other out of pity and/or because one (or both) of them simply wanted to be in one instead of building a future with their partner. Often an indicator that such a relationship is not long for this world.
"Bro, my roommate Dan was getting the Wilmslow Express in our dorm. Emily deserves better than that creep."

"Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if that relationship is over by winter break."
by Hoagy Macintosh August 16, 2023
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Catalina Express

The Catalina Express Is a large yacht that stores around a hundred seats and it sells to the Catalina Island dock inside you can purchase commissary on your trip if you do not like sitting inside there's chairs outside of the lower deck as well as the top dick it's just a hour ride injoy lovercove
Let's all take a trip to the island of Catalina well were gunna have to use the catalina Express
by Kiso_1190738 May 14, 2020
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Express adoption

Most of Batman‘s kids
Dick Grayson’s, Jason Todd’s, and Tim Drake’s adoptions we’re all express adoptions./Alfred call the guy.
by ThePandaRedd August 4, 2022
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Porny Express

Home delivery of smut delivered on horseback.
Just had the Porny Express deliver the latest issue of Latin Inches.
by James Jessenfedden June 16, 2022
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