Spanish Mackerel

The Spanish Mackerel is a self defence move where the victim ducks down, grips the attacker’s balls as if he were milking a cow. While gripping tightly at the top of the ball bag, the victim starts to twist the ball bag. Once a slow but firm twist is established the attacker will hold their breath, at this point a fast additional turn will make the attacker scream like a spanish mackerel. This is a quick movement, in total may take up to 2 seconds although needs to be precise. Practice on a stocking with a boiled egg in it is recommended. True Spanish Mackerel Masters referee to as “Spankels” have been studying the art since birth although the basics can be learnt after a days practice.

Person 1: Give me all of your money!
Person 2: Touch me and I’ll give you a Spanish Mackerel.
Person 1: Please Sir, I’m extremely sorry. Can you please find forgiveness as my balls cannot handle another Macky.

by FishyCombat69 January 17, 2019

Spanish Tony

The act of doggying a girl mid-flight on a Boeing 727 while simultaneously chopping a small line of cocaine mixed with Southeast Asian No. 4 heroin on her back. The man proceeds to snort the mixture of drugs before having orgasm.

"We gotta bail Joey out of jail!"

"Why? What happened?"

"He got caught giving a Spanish Tony to one of the flight attendants!"

"My god..."

by Mike_Litoris June 13, 2018

Spanish Attack

To be attacked with curse words in the spanish language.

Whenever Eduardo is mad at Jon, he tends to resort to a spanish attack to set Jon straight.

by Crow's weakness June 30, 2018

dick in spanish

Someone that speaks Spanish treating you like shit or bossing you around in Spanish. Usually a Mexican guy talking shit or trash to a white guy.

He’s being a dick in Spanish to everyone. I could be a dick in English!

by Bry Bry July 17, 2018

spanish espresso

Diarrhea shitting into a bathtub, then fucking a girl in it.

Dude 1: You were so drunk last night
Dude 2: No i wasn't
Dude 1: Bro, you gave a girl the Spanish espresso
Dude 2: Ah, that's why there was a brown spot on my sheets

by Frosti boi July 23, 2018

spanish cocktail

Distilling hand sanitizer to a drinkable liquid combined with a Steel Reserve or Old Enlish for flavor.

“I was drinkin’ a Spanish Cocktail on break when my boss walked in.” Or, “I gave this girl a Spanish Cocktail last night, and she wa ready to go.”

by MuertaBandito August 24, 2018

spanish#9709

White illiterate dad-bod having bougie boy that compensates his lack of personality with flagrant spending.

Looks like spanish#9709 is at it again

by Jackstackfireback January 31, 2019