Like the poet said

A phrase used to jokily articulate or emphasize something you said, which was most definitely not said, ever, by a poet.

Friends talking:
Friend 1: "yeah dude, it's gonna be fkn LIT, like the poet said
Friend 2: "what poet said that?"
Friend 1: "common dude, it's a saying"
Both of them then burst out in joyful laughter

by Lillekuriboi June 6, 2018

Said Lamri

Said Lamri is Bristols finest Moroccan lad and he is the most elite North African in his city. He usually likes going by the name “La Flame” and created history in the school Bristol Metropolitan Academy

“Yo do you know Said Lamri?”

“Yehh that’s the certi Moroccan don, he’s a madman”

by 🇲🇦🥵 July 12, 2019

Said

He is a motherfucker that tries to get girls but fails saits are mostly ugly ass niggas

OMG your such a Said

by okbitchnierasssaid October 7, 2019

that's what she said

A saying that dirty people made up to say in normal situations to act as a not-so-normal situation.

You're probably confused. Just look at the examples :)

birthday kid: i'll blow all of them at once!
invited friend: that's what she said

School Teacher: Stop talking and get back to work, boys
student: that's what she said

Struggling math student: it's so hard T^T
top of the class student: that's what she said

by TwinkleBean May 18, 2018

i said a cuss once

When one is saying a cuss and the sudden action of peepee falling off soon commences. It is fatal for a peepee to fall off so do not cuss

Aiden: HECK
*his peepee falls off*
Aiden: I SAID A CUSS ONCE AND MY PEEPEE FELL OF

by Big shot thot destroyer 6900 May 21, 2018

Thought Said

Responding to an issue or question in your mind, not verbally

Question. Do you mind covering my shift ?
Response. Sure ...then thought said...I have no plans other than accommodating your life.

by Sperson May 23, 2018

I said a joke not a poem

I said a joke not a poem is a popular frase from Jacksucksatlife.He asked the person to say a joke but they said a poem and he said that.

Jack:Say a joke.
Person:Roses are red ,violents are blue , i love your vids, pls dont ban me.
Jack:I SAID A JOKE NOT A POEM!!!!

by TheOfficalEverzo April 18, 2018