The act of giving your sexual partner "THE"orgasm of their lifetime and one they'll never know without a Pittman to give them that good ole Pittman Surprise!The type of orgasm that cannot be duplicated by anyone except a Pittman by blood!
I am going out with one of those Pittman family members this evening, and I'm gonna get myself a good old "Pittman Surprise" tonight!
by Heat seeker September 6, 2021
Get the Pittman surprise mug.A Canadian Surprise is when during sex with a partner, you manager to swap out the bottle of standard lubricant with a bottle of 100% pure maple syrup, and when you cum you shout "GOES DOWN SMOOTH, DONTCHA KNOW!?"
"Steve and I were going steady and having a lot of fun in bedroom until he pulled the Canadian Surprise on me. I can't date a Snow Mexican sympathizer, you know?"
by Wurzzag September 2, 2021
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Get the Shia Surprise! mug.When you take a dump in a blender and mix it with Cool Whip and Ice, then stick your dick into the frosty treat and proceed by fucking your girl (or guy). then you eat out his/her hole, therefore enjoying a refreshing dairy desert.
Good lord man, those kids down in Kakalakey know all about the perfect raleigh surprise! no wonder that shits the capitol!
by teep July 25, 2006
Get the Raleigh Surprise mug.after a man ejaculates into a girl (or man for that matter) he whispers into her ear 'I have AIDS.'
also often referred to as a 'Swedish rodeo.'
also often referred to as a 'Swedish rodeo.'
by dave April 25, 2005
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Get the Transylvania Surprise mug.When you're dating a smoking hot 22-yr old Mexican girl, then marry her, and she wakes up the morning of her 24th birthday having suddenly gained 100 lbs and looks exactly like her mother.
Surprise!!!
Surprise!!!
by levarselosmonos April 25, 2011
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