meat ranch

Meat ranch is another word for cum.

I painted her face with my meat ranch, it was so boss hog.

by Mr. Hooneynana March 27, 2022

Ranch head

Someone who likes ranch too much, typically used by people who don’t like ranch as an insult for people who do.

“You’re such a fucking ranch head.” (derogatory)

by Sam Mayhem February 14, 2022

ranch crocs

A pair of crocs called "Ranch Crocs" that were given away in a raffle by crocs.

Yes, crocs themed like ranch dressing. It was part of a collaboration with Hidden Valley.

Person 1: "Hey, what's your favorite croc?"
Person 2: "Ranch crocs, 100%."

by aguywhosaguy October 21, 2021

Ranch

Extremely Based

"You're Ranch..."

by Gavin- November 1, 2021

Ranch

The code word for cum.

Guy: "Aw man! Look at all that ranch on her face!"

by DemiDaBigDick September 23, 2021

Ranch

A term describing weed that looks very low grade but is actually high quality bud

"Yo this grass is browner than chocolate milk "

"Its friggin ranch though bro"

"Legalize Ranch "

by Doctor Esophagus September 24, 2021

Dick Ranch

Cum

My dick ranch got all on her face!

by I’m good at scrabble September 27, 2021