Nut Curd

A hot load. Man cum, a blast of semen, spew, spat, skeet, jizz, spunk, baby gravy, man batter, ball juice.

He coated my face with nut curd.

I blew my nut curd all over her tits.

I fapped so hard I blew nut curd all over my computer screen.

by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017

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scuttle nut

The act of running with your pants around your ankles while masterbateing until climax, After being caught while stalking your crush.

James was caught after he tripped attempting to scuttle nut jasmine.

by Hightopfadeout99 May 30, 2017

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A nickname of a psychotic female that owns a diner in a small town. Often known to physically abuse her husband of 30 plus years. One second she's fine the next she's bat-crap crazy throwing dishes and cussing patrons !

Man don't ever tell her that your hamburger tastes like crap because "nut ma" is frickin crazy and will start slinging dishes

by Sly rat March 1, 2017

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Deadman’s Nut

The act of a man edging for a 90 day period in order to release a nut so incredibly large it could lead to dehydration, seizures, cardiac arrest, or even death. The production is so vast and volatile that others within the “splash zone “ are often left with lasting mental and physical trauma. Although warned of the possible horrors, many men still attempt the “Vikings Deed” to this very day. Legend has it that every US president is the direct product of insemination via a Deadman’s Nut.

I heard Big Jon is the 75th day of the Deadman’s Nut, I hope Cait gets her Frog Toggs in time

by StatDaddy April 21, 2020

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