moist baritone

The act of having a girl sit on the bell of a baritone, then peeing so when you play, it splashes back up on her.

Yeah me and Emma did the moist baritone at her house .

by BornXeno September 2, 2016

Half past moist

1: When it is not quite raining but water is falling at more than a sprinkle or a drizzle..

2: After a girl already climaxed and is still wet

"She's in a daze and still half past moist, I'm going back in!"

by Human_cum August 25, 2016

moist memories

Memories that are sexual in nature.

Usually used for masturbation.

I couldn't stop thinking about the moist memories I had with Rachel.

by Dextarian August 16, 2016

moist leaf

1. Someone who is just an overall asshole who has no regard for other people's feelings but become butthurt once it is the other way around

Damn that girl is such a moist leaf she blocked me on Snapchat for no reason
Did you hear about Phil he may be nice at school but at home he is such a moist leaf.

by SirIrahOteng August 1, 2016

Sacular Moistness

The accumulation of sweat beads or water droplets that form a rash like texture across the surface of your balls and down in your ass.

Nigger A: "Yo I'm gettin' some serious Sacular Moistness rn"
Nigger B: "Same fam, lick it off for me?"

sentence 2:

Nigger a: "Nigga dis hoe done lick up all the Sacular Moistness off my hairy nuts last night.. the damn piss aint come out cuz all that cloggin and shit in there from dah dry cum soo it just drip out and down onto my scrotum and make them beads and shit"

Nigger B: "mmmmmmmmmm"

Moistsacknutsballsgrossniggerasscuntfuckballsacksacular

by MoistNIgger July 2, 2016

moist ruckus

Sex. Sex is a moist ruckus.

Kids: "how are babies made?"
Parent: "moist ruckus"

by Top92915 June 17, 2016

moist

Most the feeling of fitting in with a crowd;cool

Bro! That's so moist!
Yeah it's definitely not dry!

by MorlanGuy June 10, 2016