Melon head children

Kids with disproportionate heads, like to hide and attack people, do not wave if waved at, which is rude.

Hey, that melon head children just killed that guy

by Black eyed cooler July 3, 2022

Melon bunny

A melon shaped head on a human anatomic body whose name is now Melon Bunny

That melon bunny is big

by STinky Bunny July 4, 2022

Walsall screw melon

Where you enter your partners big flaps using only the juice of a watermelon as lube creating friction that can send a women into pure sexual overdrive.

Dad: son I loved when you walsall screw meloned me.
Son: I used the tender muscles of my big willy to create mass damage with all that red juice.

by Willylaura July 5, 2022

Melon Bag

It's like a backwards Lemon Squeeze.

I totally melon bagged Stephanie the other night

by Jordab February 19, 2022

Doggo Melon

A dog who has a watermelon on his head sometimes used for memes

Oh look a doggo melon!
This doggo melon is so sus

by Abby sus March 7, 2022