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Lap-Band Dance

A discounted lap dance, offered by a formerly obese stripper, who had the procedure done and now needs to pay off her medical bills.
I was never interested in getting a lap dance from Petunia until she told me about a Lap-Band Dance.
by Arnie Grape August 21, 2020
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miracle lap

driving around town, in a large circle, in the hope of finding something fun to do before you get back to where you started.
"Hannah and I did the miracle lap and didn't find anything to do"
by MasterBater February 4, 2013
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Lap Puppet

An individual that sits on a mans lap while the mans erect penis resides in the anal cavity of the person sitting down. The resulting action is the person on the mans lap talks or screams making it look like a puppet on his lap.
In prision the weakest man becomes a lap puppet.
by Legacy NOC Team September 19, 2012
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Lapsed Nerd

A nerd now trying to make his social stand, by becoming a genius slacker. Usually has low self-esteem and is on the course of becoming a Geek. Might very well be fucking himself up further down the road.
"Well, shit, I'm stayin' in AP with an F, so I dunno, man." - Common phrase for a lapsed nerd.
by EchKay-fohrseecksteen April 12, 2012
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loo lap log

Sitting on the lap of a man taking a shit on the toilet. What follows can differ from situation, however, possibilities include: fingering, kissing, boobie sucking, etc.
Hurry to the bathroom with me, I got a log coming out but I’m kind of horny. It’s gonna be a loo lap log.
by ChodeFilA January 29, 2023
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Lap Dog

cant train a human but you can a dog. most likely you have this kind of person in your life. Mutt cunt who will come up to your face whilst you sleep to check whos snoring. BECAUSE she was told to.
Kiarah is a lap dog
This lap dog has no mind of its own
by Funnygirl303 November 13, 2023
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Patting there lap

When someone is patting their lap is an indication to tell their partner to smoother them with their behind. ( When they’re to much of a bitch to say it with words) they will use this to communicate with their partner.
They are Patting there lap they want someone to sit on it
by ihopesheseethis November 20, 2023
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