lap

come or come around

guy 1: guy lap my side nah
guy 2: no p I dey my way

by rancky March 31, 2021

Lap

Abbreviation for loose ass pussy

“You lap b*tch!”

by Mia Avion April 10, 2021

triple laps

When you stick her toes in your nose then suck the boogies off

“Dude I went from first base to triple laps last night with Mary!”

by Avid-Whooper-Fucker April 14, 2021

Lapping

The act of passing someone while already in first place, in a multi-lap race.

Person 1: Ha, you're so slow; I'm lapping you!
Person 2: Oh yeah you ar— fuck off.

by Flowerling April 28, 2021

LAP

LAP: Liberal American Princess

Symptoms:
• Passive aggressive
• Controlling
• Prefers money to love
• Prefers diamonds to flowers
• Prefers scarves to happiness

• Favorite friend is the mirror

• Posts selfies
• Wears fashion masks
• BoHo Chic
• Has a designer dog
• Was debutante/sorority girl

• Pretends not to know anything about politics.

• Often dates rich politicians and other wealthy individuals.

• After marriage, turns into a witch.
• Older ones are either divorced or widowed.

Tiffany is an LAP, so is her mom, Karen

by Rett. A wood elf. May 4, 2021

Crap in my lap

This is often said by the wild and obese Caseoh when harassing Dolores from 60 Seconds whilst he chows down on a Wendy’s spicy chicken sandwich.

Caseoh: “CRAP IN MY LAP DOLORES!”

Caseoh: “CRAP IN MY MOUTH”

by CaseOhEarthquakeVictim#2332 October 2, 2024

lap marbles

Used to describe a man’s testicles, particularly those that have trouble staying in one place because they’re sitting out in the person’s lap due to their body anatomy / fupa

I was trying to get all hot and heavy with Collette, but she kept bumping up on my lap marbles

by DaTickler December 25, 2024