Funky redneck surpise

The act of putting barbecue sauce and crayfish boil on someone then blindfolded them and penetrating them in a surprise fashion not allowing them to know what hole

John took Abby out for dinner then gave her a Funky redneck surpise .

by The defining man July 20, 2025

Funky

1. cool, stylish
2. stinky, smells badly

1. E.g.1:

A:" Hey bro, check out Nick’s new haircut."

B:" Wow, that haircut is (damn) funky, man! Way better than the last one."

A:" Yeah. Cool as hell."

E.g.2:

A:" Yo, this music bar really got a funky vibe, right?"

B:"Yep. The music the light, and the whole shebang."

A:" I mean even the bartender's got a funky style. This definitely gonna be a full-on night."

2. A:"Ew, what's that stinky smell?"

B:"Oops, it must be Nick’s funky running shoes over there."

A:"He should wash them right away. I can smell it from a thousand miles away!"

by cs207iii September 2, 2025

spooky and funky

Something that is spooky... and perhaps a little bit funky....

bro 1: Yo bro check out this meme
bro2: Yo thats so spooky and funky
bro1: W-what....?
bro3: *insert spooky funk*

by arsonmanstudios December 11, 2025

Funky Monkey

A funky monkey who is funky and a monkey who likes to be funky

HEs a funky monkey

by User of school chrome book January 5, 2026

funky bussy

When a fem or trans booty hoke stanks

Oh girl her funky bussy be bussin as hell

by Sinfulfreak4A February 23, 2025

funky fresh

(Adjective) If you describe something as funky fresh, you mean that it is stylish and modern in an unconventional way

Person 1: "this burger is funky fresh as"
Person 2: "(rolls eyes) shut the funky fresh up" (substitute for swearing)

by DiscordReject4 February 28, 2025

Claps Funky

A retard that has a big ego even though he’s a cornball and is shit at everything in life and his whole personality is gym and girls

This dudes a bitch he must be claps funky

by Dogscrimp April 2, 2025