the fork is in the ranch

An expression used when something bad happens, usually just a minor inconvenience.

Timothy: "Ah man, the fork is in the ranch!"
Kyra: "What happened?"
Timothy: "I forgot my car keys."

by The Rymuss November 26, 2021

Poopy Fork

When you stick three fingers up a girls butt and your fingers get very poopy

That girl just gave me the poopy fork

by Mcfoebapcap October 23, 2019

Fork Knife

This is for the nerds who like fortnite just a little too much.If you bring this up your a big NERD.Spread it

I love Role-playing on fortnite we could eat at The Durr Burger or Even Fork Knife.

by J+K forever October 31, 2019

fork

An alternative for a spoon but does worse a job.

A: I ran out of spoons so I used a fork.
B: Oh you mean the one I shoved in my ass
A: Wait what?

by penismanhuge December 14, 2020

fork

fork is a goddame fork you tard

hey come fork my food daddy ok

by robnobcoblob December 15, 2020

Twirly fork

Some stupid shit shane dawson made in a video

So you take your twirly fork and you put it in the spaghetti.

by anonymous November 9, 2020

Fork

A fork is when someone is being 3 faced

Omg your such a fork you say you like mary in front of Antony then u say you dont in front of Jack

by thealieninyourtrash February 4, 2021