Direct Deposit

When one sits on one's face, wide-open mouth air tight to one's anus and defecates.

"I was wacking off to this porno called "Bankers and Spankers" last night where this 300 pound banker gives this 100 pounds soak and wet spanker a direct deposit."

by zerk August 25, 2018

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Mis-Directional Moron

A person that gives you the wrong address to a location and you go way off course. The person has no consideration for the fact that you are going to need map purchases at a local gas station to figure out where the hell you should be.

Hey, did you make it to the location with the address I gave you.

No you fucking Mis-Directional Moron, you gave me the wrong address and GPS took me 50 miles off course. I didn't even have phone service in the location you gave me, so I had to buy a Rand McNally map set just to get my fucking bearings.

by TinyDefs February 7, 2023

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Direct Faggot

Someone who smokes and inhales a cig, cig, cigars, cigarette and cigarettes which is the original meaning and known as a direct faggot.

Girl, I was walking down the street to the richer part of THE DISTRICT shopping mall and restaurants, and this man was smoking and blowing cigarettes in my face like they were going out of style.

I said "excuse me, don't make me no DIRECT FAGGOT NAH' SIR, I don't smoke round here."

by The Kream Collector January 19, 2024

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