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Covfefe

Donald Trump, the last of the orange orangutan people, makes this noise during orgasm. It is not known if this is normal for his species or not. People who have heard this noise report that it is usually by the hands ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) of Department of State, Rex Tillerson.
Donald Trump: Despite the negative press-

Rex Tillerson: *fists Trump harder*

Donald Trump: COVFEFE!!
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Despite the negative press covfefe"
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Covfefe.
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My name is Donald Trump but my family and really close friends call me Covfefe.
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There was a COVFEFE in Lansing Michigan
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A jubilant exclamation, used to show disregard and personal resolve, regardless of rationale; typically used despite all the negative press.
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A sexual act in which five underage Russian girls take turns pegging you and shitting in your mouth while you attempt to tweet in between gagging on the shit, which often runs down your mouth because of the high fiber content and lands on your phone, preventing you from finishing a sentance.
"What's the weirdest thing you've ever done sexually Mr. Trump?"

"Well, back in 2015, I was at a hotel and paid a group of girl scouts to covfefe me."

"What's that?"

"Covfefe? It's getting four or five underage girls to peg you and shit in your mouth."

"Dude. That's messed up!"

"It's really not. You get used to it. Tastes delicious and is great exercise. As my father once told me, despite the negative press, covfefe."
by NotSamButPaulInstead May 31, 2017
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