buying cookies

Buying cookies means you are simp and that you might post pone hanging with the boys to go buy cookies

Jesus is buying cookies and Sam is struggling to be his friend after he did that cause they were suppose to play rocket league

by Sgfreed July 28, 2023

national buy ur gf flowers day

it’s in ur best bet to man up and get ur girl some flowers and post her

gf-“yk what today is?”
bf-national buy ur gf flowers day

by Tayler_williams July 31, 2023

National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day

7/8/2023 Every year is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day. This day celebrates the occasion where girlfriends are gifted a Chinchilla for their love and joy they bring to their significant other. A chinchilla costs on average $150 - $350 USD meaning an extra cost of living will be added to those with beautiful girlfriends.

One stormy night on the Seventh of August;

Boyfriend: Hey Girlfriend, guess what I got you!
Girlfriend: Omg, what is it?!
Boyfriend: A chinchilla!
Girlfriend: OMG I LOVE CHINCHILLA'S! WHY DID YOU GET ME ONE?
Boyfriend: Because it is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day!

by I look like a bookshelf August 7, 2023

National Manager Buy’s Lunch Day

Occurs every year on August 20th to appreciate employees hard work and dedication.

He was skeptical about National Manager Buy’s Lunch Day, wondering if this day was actually real.

by Told ya soooo August 20, 2023

buying air-time

Buying a meal or treats for a person in the hope of receiving sexual gratification. "Air-time" as in legs-in-the-air-time.

By paying for her lunch she thought he was generous but actually he was buying air-time.

by Big Jay August 25, 2023

buy it

To die or be killed.

If anything goes wrong it will happen so fast that you’ll buy it without noticing that you’re dead

by Mexinando September 15, 2023

the poor man always buys twice

When someone is a tight-arse with money and they sacrifice quality for a cheap dollar price. The item usually breaks or doesn’t work well and they have to buy again what they should have bought the first time

“I thought I got the bargain of all time but it was just crap.”
“Mate. The poor man always buys twice!”

by BMc2 September 19, 2023