Skip to main content

Blessed shwing🛐⭐💧

Blessed shwing is the phrase people of the Morism religion use when praying or talking to others. It symbolizes good luck and magick.
"You-you dont like hisoka? I hope you get well soon, blessed shwing🛐⭐💧"
by Morism Leader October 30, 2020
mugGet the Blessed shwing🛐⭐💧 mug.

surprise blessing

this is what you tell your children when they ask if they were accidents
son: "mom were me and john accidents?"
mom: "no hunny, you were surprise blessings"
by surpriseblessing October 4, 2020
mugGet the surprise blessing mug.

Bless you child

" Your cute" / childish mostly used on girls

Invented by Zarn Murphy
When she makes a fool of herself

"Bless you child "
by Azupazdwn October 12, 2020
mugGet the Bless you child mug.

Kazoon-you-bless

What you say to someone when they hiccup. Typically used for those random, really loud hiccups that sound painful instead of awkward eye contact and confusion.
Person A: *really loud and painful hiccup out of no where*
Person B: "Kazoon-you-bless!"
Person A: "Thanks, buddy!"
by TasteTheMaple April 19, 2018
mugGet the Kazoon-you-bless mug.

bless fight

A bless fight is where a 2 or more people fight however not in an aggressive way but more a test of strength
Come den blud lets have bless fight fam
by Aka Big Penis September 25, 2017
mugGet the bless fight mug.

Vatican blessing

When an ejaculation occurs on someones face then the ejaculatee draws a cross on the victims forehead with semen.
I gave her a vatican blessing right after church.
by Nitto October 17, 2017
mugGet the Vatican blessing mug.

the blessing

When you're about to cum on a girls face and you flick cock in the same manner a priest would flick Holy water on you.
I just sanctified my girl and gave that bitch The Blessing
by Venom Junkie April 2, 2017
mugGet the the blessing mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email