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Batman

Look at Batman
by ParkDaddy69 May 28, 2019
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Batman

"Oof....there's Batman"
by Conbon05 June 8, 2019
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Batman

A man that dresses up like a bat and fights clowns with his bird and other bats and sometimes a cat
Hey it Batman and his bird and cat
by Small dick energy April 24, 2019
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Batman

An unstable orphan in a bat costume
Guy: Hey Bruce! Knock knock
Bruce: Who's there?
Guy: Not your parents *Dabs*
Bruce: *holds back tears* thats not funny Maurice

*”Batman” goes on to spend insane amounts of money to be a superhero to fight crime as a coping mechanism for his parents murder*
by Not Bruce Wayne December 28, 2019
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BATMAN

Is a strong handsome bastard that identity is known as Maison Daniel prater potts he is a crazy bitch and when he is in class he chucks fucking BATARANG at people and says it like a 100 times and gets a detention from his teachers he hangs out with his bois nightwing and robin and bane because he is sexy and has sex with cat woman when he isn’t fighting crime
Bailey: OH shit it’s Batman Dave:ya mean Maison Aaron:no stupid fuck Batman
by Batman die January 1, 2020
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🦇The Dark Knight. Rises....when she comes around.🦇Though he doesn't like to expose himself to the general public, it is known by many of those around the world that Batman is in fact none other than Shi Sterling, an unstoppable sex machine with an intellect that is unmatched. Hide your wives, mothers, in-laws, and grandmas.🦇
Batman is exactly who he says he is. You just dont listen.
by TheDarkKnight88 September 5, 2019
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Batmaning

The sexual act of having your partner laying on the ground, butt cheeks wide open, and you jump from the top of your bed and land with your penis in their ass.
Friend 1: Did you batmaning that girl last night?
Friend 2. Yea bro, her butt still hurts.
by ItzParticlez September 14, 2019
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