Walmart walnut

When you nut on someone in a Walmart

Person 1: yo dude did you here how Craig got fired last week?

Person 2: yeah apparently he gave a Walmart walnut to the bosses sister.

by Shin Tsukimi July 14, 2022

Walmart Comedy

Any laugh that you might enjoy via the Walmart website.

I hope to see some funny T-Shirts and reading material on Walmart comedy.

by Quentin Lambert July 19, 2022

Walmart stores

Any Walmart.

I need to get Some Chick-Fil-A sauce at one of the Walmart stores.

by Quentin Lambert July 19, 2022

Walmart

The only place in North Carolina where you can meet up with your friends and goof off.

Suzy: “hey wanna hangout?”
Dylan: “sure, meet me at walmart.”

by Sky Jade August 1, 2022

Walmart wagyu

The most attractive woman in Walmart. Average looking outside of Walmart, but in there she’s a smokeshow.

“Bro check HER out”

“She’s alright I guess…”

“Nah my guy. That’s Grade A Walmart Wagyu right there.”

by goddamn_batman August 10, 2022

Walmart Cunt

A woman who walks around and her bra and dollar store pajamas usually has three kids taken away from CPS

Walmart cunt

by Namelessdude2000 August 14, 2022

Walmart whore

Someone who sleeps around with their co workers that works at walmart

Kody is such a walmart whore

by ItsbigUwant2see August 14, 2022