Simp

Dylan Commerford, someone who ain't getting pussy anytime soon

Dylan, a.k.a a simp, has tuff luck getting that wet kitty

by 0273uejejaiw November 7, 2019

Simp

Edgar

We all know why, fucking simp

by IJustMadeThisSoICanMakeFunOfMy December 14, 2019

Simp

An absolute beta male

A man that would lower himself for mediocre pussy

A man who uses chivalry to friend zone himself into an attempt at average pussy

Man, Bryce is such a simp. I heard he told Holly that he trusts her after she cheated on him.

by King Simp December 30, 2019

Simp

A vagina which resembles the mouth of Homer Simpson

Yo, that chick last night totally had a simp. It was hot!

by Fleedlebee June 6, 2019

Simp

That nigga Eric

That nigga Eric is a simp ass nigga.

by I fucked your mom 69 October 13, 2019

Simp

A man that indeed chooses a girl over THE BOYS. Worst cases of simping are paying for girls, spending all their time with their girl instead of THE BOYS, and always talking to their girl and not THE BOYS. Stop your friend from being a simp by noticing the signs, your boy will start to be more distant until he is a full fledged simp. If you need call the simp hotline at 954-668-8729

“Damn my dog river a simp now, he always hangin with bella.”

by mikeurquiaga January 8, 2020

Simp

Joey Manberg

Joey Manberg is a huge simp

by Joey’s a simp January 9, 2020