Scum rug grease

A substance that leeches out of one's mullet almost exclusively on males aged 13-19.

"what the crap is on that kids head?"

"Oh, it's a scum rug"

"The dude looks wet!"

"Oh yeah that's the Scum rug grease"

by Chickdoesweirdstuff November 26, 2025

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Scum rug

A name for a certain type of haircut that is business in the front and party in the back. Most of the time of which resembles pubic hair and is poorly taken care of. Scum rugs often attract a specific audience of cocky, doofy kids with American flag hats or jean jackets.

"what the crap does that kid have on his head?"

"Oh that's a scum rug"

"Why are those things coming back I swear!"

by Chickdoesweirdstuff November 26, 2025

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Scum tongue

The way the people of the lower class (commonly called "chavs") speak in the united kingdom, rather than the widely used "Queen's English".

Scum Tongue : "Aw maaaate, your shoes are well old innit. Come ere in them again an I'll bosh your head in aw rate.

by JustADudeChillin July 12, 2024

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bum scum

The semi-permanent black gnar (stains) that collect on your hands if you're a habitual dumpster diver.

"Man, it takes two-weeks for me to scrub off the bum scum when I go visit my mom"

by PiperPlease July 13, 2024

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bottom scum

When National Security Advisor Mike Waltz attacks you for reporting about a Mike Waltz fuck up.

"Mike Waltz went on Fox News and called Jeffrey Goldberg 'bottom scum' because Goldberg accurately reported that Waltz accidentally texted him war plans"

by Hot Franklin March 25, 2025

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