Sam

shot mother fucker that no one like a ruins everthing that is fun

why would you do that you're suck a Sam

by mr.caps March 9, 2009

Sam

1-One who thinks he has absolute knowledge about video-games, but has none at all.
2-One who listens to things others say or people say in movies, then repeats them as a stupid jokes making no sense.
3-A complete 'dick head' to friends and gets mad or frustrated with them for doing something and does it more or worse themselves.

Sam: "The AK74u in Black Ops is based on the one in Rambo."

X: "I'm 2nd prestige in MW2!"
Sam: "Oh ya, well I'm 8th prestige!"
Y: "I'm 5th prestige."
Sam: "Wow you guys are such fags for playing too much video games!!!"

by it's-true December 16, 2010

Sam

A highly attractive male, often spotted sporting army pants, glasses and a ridiculous T-shirt with the stupidest scarf ever attached, who unfortunately claims to remain emotionally unavailable to the utter despair of the entire female population. A self-ascribed playwright who knows absolutely everything about philosophy and politics, at just 18 he will generally have conquered the world.

"Look at that pretentious git, what a Sam!"

by Turner4 March 19, 2013

Sam

Person who talks continously about their penis's engirged size despite the fact it is tiny. Believes everything on reddit to be gospel.

You are such a Sam.

by Kelseyb123 April 10, 2013

Sam

A small guy that has an annoying squeaky voice, wanks to his mum and sucks off dogs

Why is Sam ducking off a dog

by Big D*** June 2, 2015

sam

the most annoying person you'll ever meet. He's really weird and probably smokes weed, also always wears headphones to show he's "cool".

Oh look its sam watch out he might take a picture of your butt

by Martin 123 November 7, 2019

Sam

A girl who wants to get mentally AND physically fucked by Bob Marley! She hates gravy with the passion of 1000 burning suns. Her closet is probably bigger than Jeffrey stars boyfriend. (Pretty big and beefy) She’s nice on the outside but on the inside she’s the devils best friend NO ecquaintance. Sam will attract boys like bees are attracted to honey, and get attached to dogs with cherry eye like Donald trump is attached to building a wall.

Sam: Bob Marley is zeee shat
Devil: who will we mentally fuck with today
Sam: Jeffrey Stars big and beefy boyfriend!

by Ruby loscerman May 1, 2019