road dookie

Someone so ugly or torn up, they look like a huge pile of dookie on the side of the road!

Ooo bruh, I saw Turquois'e today and she be lookin like Road Dookie!

by Ph@l@nge October 24, 2017

Road Hoagie

Another word for road kill or street meat.

Friend 1: Wow, did you see that dead animal on the side of the road?

Friend 2: You mean the road hoagie?

by Road Hoagie November 26, 2017

Road bev

An alcoholic beverage that is consumed on the journey from pre drinks to an event.

Let's all grab a road bev and head to the club.

by Lad1234321 February 20, 2017

Lay road

To engage in sexual conduct at a farming premises

Paddy went to the farm for the weekend to lay road with his bare hands

by 357Christmasxhris December 30, 2016

Road Rape

The act of cycling for long periods of time over poorly kept roads, where the surface causes significant bruising to your body, particularly your genitals.

My body is destroyed, I've been completely Road Raped.

Trust me the road surface was shit; I'm not sure how to describe the feeling of having your pelvis destroyed over the course of 4 hours other than feeling Road Raped.

by idontcycle October 20, 2019

Road train

Hard-core threesome with three blokes and the middle man giving the front man a reach around during this vile sex act.

Hey Jimmy how about a road train. No Barry you hurt my ass last time and I pulled my wrist.

by KFC FOR LIFE!!! July 7, 2021

rump-road

when your driving a girl/guy from behind and your dick comes out and slides up the crack aka road.

After putting a full day in at the capital, Mr. Romley introduced his girlfriend to rump-road.

by kdunkle March 8, 2011