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"What? In the name of Christ?!?! Shootings, assaults, pepper spray...Occupy Wall Street casualties? Nooooo, worse...it's all in celebration of the birth of Jesus! Can you feel the magic?"

no one dared comment on that virtual powder keg.
by wickid_me November 28, 2011
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Powder Room Muff

A variety of the Power Muff, the Powder Room Muff is a woman’s bush that spans over the labia majora, taint, anus and bottom. It is an intermediate level bush that is less cumbersome than the Gorilla Muff, yet still covers the erogenous zones thoroughly enough that one might feel as though they must trek through a forest in order to get to the ladybits which it shields. The Powder Room Muff derives its name from the complication that it creates for maintaining socially acceptable cleanliness standards following trips to the powder room. Those who choose to sport this muff should carry their own wet wipes at all times, else be warned that they are likely to walk around like an old dog with piss and shit matted to their crotches.
Who pissed in your cornflakes?

Boo Boo, when she stuck her dirty Powder Room Muff in my face this morning.
by Bebebox January 1, 2012
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powder egg bombs

Easter eggs filled with baby powder to throw at people on holidays
powder egg bombs make great pranks
by porfkl June 21, 2011
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powder that makes you say yes

A powder that indeed does make you say yes. It derives from a recent meme.
"Have you seen the movie Yes Man? It's about a man who challenges himself to eat powder that makes you say yes"
by skunklovers December 8, 2018
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indian ass powder

Someone with a stench resembling old Indian food and hygiene of an asshole after powdered prunes
Alex P is Indian ass powder. Plain and simple.
by MitcH3LL July 19, 2017
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powder pump

Noun
If you play a sport where there's any system of brotherhood (football, basketball, jousting etc.) In the locker room, some guy (usually the widest kid) would pat you on the gouche/anal area with talcum powder of some sort, burns like hell
Normal player: good game guys, let's hit the showers

Fucking weird ass kid: I can't wait to give Jeffrey a powder pump, his balls are HUGE.
by Freaky Pussy Popper August 17, 2017
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the cold powdered donut

When a man takes his penis and puts it in cold water, then sticks it in powdered sugar. The man then inserts the sugar covered penis into an asshole(man/woman/anything) and proceedes to fuck the ass. Then he has to lick the sugar off the asshole to complete the cold powdered donut.
Hey man, you ever done the powdered donut?

No. What is it?

Well it’s when a man takes his penis and puts it in cold water, then sticks it in powdered sugar. The man then inserts the sugar covered penis into an asshole(man/woman/anything) and proceedes to fuck the ass. Then he has to lick the sugar off the asshole to complete the cold powdered donut.

That sounds sick!!!
by LordGurtothy January 14, 2019
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