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pile of wank

1.A person who is being an idiot is referred to as a 'pile of wank'

2.Someone who is gay

3.Someone who likes to illegal touch children
Person 1: "I'm sorry"

Person 2: "no you're not you pile of wank"
by bluebirdpotatoes May 29, 2018
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pig-pile bile

When someone on the top of the pig-pile throws up on everyone. Whether it’s on purpose or accident depends on who’s in the pile.
Duuude, did you hear about how James pig-pile biled his ex during that party last night?
by KitKatGirl319 June 2, 2018
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Pile Driver

The role and title of a sovereign entity within the context of group sexual intercourse. They are responsible and wholly controlling of the members of the "pile", as it were. Much like a referee, they may take individuals out of the "game" for illegal or prohibited activity, such as disregarding safe words, nontraditional abuse that has not been previously requested and approved (by the pile driver), or if certain individuals are not performing to the standards laid out beforehand.

They also possess the sole privilege of administering punishment for those taken out of the "game" , including, but not limited to, bondage of the genitals and isolation, theft and the pleasuring of their preferred partner(s), verbal degradation, and in extreme cases, tazing and waterboarding.

In the most devastating abhorrence of violation, the indivual will have their libido perpetually and irreversibly removed.
"Fuck dude, the pile driver took me out of the game and now I have a dildo in my ass and my cock has been locked up. I wish I had been able to keep pleasuring her."
by fluidinfluence January 14, 2023
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the brick pile

Used to describe a prison or jail.
"man I did 5 years in the brick pile, I ain't going back."
by SlimShardy January 21, 2023
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Monkey Pile

by Big1275 January 3, 2024
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tire pile

Slang term for a suburban sex party featuring at least one little person.
My little buddy from work Larry says he can make it on Friday so it looks like we’ll be having a full on tire pile instead of the regular old orgy.
by KC Mc January 15, 2024
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muddy, floaty pile

The buoyant, flakey, well digested mass of excrement that usually follows 16-24 hours after the consumption of Arby’s.
Mark: Oh Jim….you ever had one float?
Jim: One float?
Mark: Yeah…you know…..after Arby’s?
Jim: Oh shit, mane! Yeah, no sweat. That’s just a muddy, floaty pile. I’m guessing you subbed the mozzarella sticks.
Mark: Well, yeah.
Jim: It’s a universal constant: (16<Hours<24) + Arby’s = muddy, floaty pile, which can be signified by the constant, “b ᶬ”.
by Penis Alota January 27, 2024
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