Purple

Only stupid bitches named Tyler like this color. What a shame. Stan yellow instead

Tyler is a little bitch that’s why he likes purple

by GerardMyWayDowntown January 29, 2020

Purple Hairs

Unemployed radical leftists who pride themselves on having perfect riot attendance and exude a sense of entitlement unmatched by any known species prior to. Most likely explaining to your grandparents why the 4th of July is white man's day and how prisons should have movie theaters installed.

After waking up at 3pm, the purple hairs decided to visit the local coffee shop and read communist manifestos aloud.

by SkidKnowsAll July 5, 2021

purple gladiator

A common prank among good friends. A rubber band is used to constrict the flow of the blood in the penis, and there fore turns purple. The puprpled penis occupant then uses a step ladder to stand on while waiting for his friend to walk in or out of a door. As the recipient of the purple galdiator comes in contact with the purpla gladiator occupant, the occupant slams the recipient in the face with his purple unit. Everyone proceeds with laughter.

WOW, that guy took a bad purple gladiator to the face.

by brian mooney January 27, 2006

purple dolphin

Slang for a big black nigger dick.

"Look at that bitch, she obviously rides the purple dolphin."

by King_Of_Krell December 30, 2007

Purple Ferp

A purple dinosaur. Usually seen after dark.

Barnie is a big juicy Purple Ferp.

by Baconator69 June 24, 2011

purple helmut

The head of a penis. The knob, the top of a skin bishop. Spear and magic purple helmut.

Your purple helmut was swollen from excessive tugging. Spear and magic purlple helmut were ready for action.

by Le Pickle Le Kisser February 22, 2007

Purple Pistol

The act of slapping a girl in the face with your penis (similar to a russian tattoo so hard that your penis breaks in a perfect 90 degree angle and bruises.

"Man I mean't to give that girl a russian tattoo, but I ended up with a purple pistol."

by All Mighty Muffin Lord February 22, 2009