Mustard Mitt

When a man ejaculates into a glove before making his partner wear said glove for an extended period of time.

I just mustard mitted my girlfriend all day!

by Small_Poxford_Dict November 18, 2022

Mustard

Mustard is a flumbustios swedish child who spends to much money on weapons and explosives

Mustard is blowing up the hospital, again...

by Balle mannen October 6, 2022

mustard brain

the word your grandma uses when she is mad at someone.

grandma: YOU MUSTARD BRAIN PEE KNUCKLE!!

by emo4ever January 8, 2022

mustard brain

the word your mom uses when shes mad at another driver .

Mom: you mustard brain pee knuckle !!!!

by emo4ever January 8, 2022

mustard monkey

a racial slur used against east asian people

''shutup you stinky little mustard monkey!''

by chinkyman08 May 13, 2022

Space mustard

Those little yellow spots that rain down from outer space and appear on your car the day after you've washed it.

Oh man, I just washed my car on Sunday and it's already got so much space mustard on it!

by donutz mmm May 14, 2022

mustard water

shluuuuurpp scheweeeelugsh glug glug sptptptptp scheeeeulp lplplp schwwap scheeeeuwp pspspshwuup

“hey can you get me a drink”
“sure man”
passes cup of water
“why is it so thick and yellow takes a whiff smells like…”
“bro it’s mustard water”
proceeds to bend them over
“scheeeelup slluuurp schwpspsps schelughshsh”

by sussyblackguy March 23, 2022