A stupid mole rat is an ugly person who’s name start with L their birthday is probably celebrated in July
by Um idk? September 4, 2023
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I was in the elevator with my supervisor when to my horror, my anal mole perpetrated an act of war. I've made promises of more fiber, but instead I serve him ice cream and shit and he responds with merciless retributive force.
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When something/someone making zero logical sense causes "spinning in circles," similar to playing the arcade game Whack-A-Mole.
When something/someone making zero logical sense causes "spinning in circles," similar to playing the arcade game Whack-A-Mole.
After multiple quarters were sunk into the game, Kat realized she could catch but not harm the Whack-A-Mole. She walked away shaking her head and rubbing her face, acknowledging the exhaustive power of the Shit Show. Curse you, Whack-A-Mole Shit Show!!!"
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I woke up and I swear I fucked her last night but there was no trace of her or my credit card- she definitely had mole's memory.
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Jake's a mole that dirty busted cock been through all the woman here
Jake's a mole that dirty busted cock been through all the woman here
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