Mall Walkers

mall walkers (noun, informal,)
/ˈmɔ l ˌwɔ kərz/
1. A term for old geezers who use shopping malls as a walking track, often seen as aimless or out of place by younger mall-goers.

Origin: A stereotype born from the common practice of seniors hitting a certain age where walking in malls becomes more appealing that walking outside.

"Ugh, the mall walkers are clogging up the aisles again."

by JaredCrombie November 25, 2024

Mall Headache (MH)

A sort of headache/migraine acquired once you step foot inside a mall - symptoms include at least one blind spot, heavy eyes, loss of concentration, non-verbal/speech impediment and the sensation of your head being split open.

Bro I've just been to the mall and I've now got a massive Mall Headache (MH) going.

by Sardman77 June 17, 2025

Mall

a large building or series of connected buildings containing a variety of retail stores and typically also restaurants.

"I spent hours at the mall, shopping for clothes and grabbing a bite to eat at a food court."

by Arminkshipper June 27, 2025

Mall

another term for the game pall-mall.

"The town's annual mall competition was a huge success, with participants from all over the region competing for the title of champion."

by Arminkshipper June 27, 2025

going to the mall

Teary eyed, you take the opportunity with hope in your mouth to reach out and grab (and hold firmly) the double ended dildo which penetrates two subjgated liars before you

"Oh hey brian what are you doing today?"
"Oh you know, just going to the mall"
"Woah buddy, thats a good opportunity to take hold of"
"It tears me up to think I could and wouldn't brian, to think I could and wouldn't"

In the moment she saw before her, another opportunity of 'going to the mall', and took it, welling up in proud hope and honor at the gift she had been given

by PatchyScratchy July 13, 2025

the mall

the mall, was a place, long ago, we would go to. See the young ones, will never know. stepping into a toys r us, or a macy's, seeing the aisles go forever. Going to see Santa, asking him for a gift for being so good. Maybe you weren't but, Santa couldn't be happier to give you one. Now it's a fading memory as online shopping and gentrification takes over

You went to the mall yesterday? Nice, get any Knick knacks at the radio shack?

by I am here, right now and later August 9, 2025

Mall Chicken

A variety of different chicken, entrées commonly available at the food court in the mall. These may include bourbon, chicken, sweet-and-sour chicken, spicy chicken, sesame chicken, teriyaki, chicken, etc.

Stacey is going to the mall today to get some new bras. We should ask her to pick us up some mall chicken.

by PFJAX December 4, 2025