Satan’s Lap

Satan’s lap is a creepypasta that was created during the “Rancheoning Era” (August 2021 - November 2021). Created by Jake Hensen, HoggariousridderousIII and Terminator Gossamer. It is a spot on a concrete bench that has stained Ranch tar and mold believed to be a portal to hell.

“A dawg, u tryna add contributions to satan’s lap?”

by HoggariousridderoushammerousII January 27, 2022

Cat-Lap

A Victorian society term used scornfully/sarcastically by drinkers of strong beer and other liquors to refer to tea and coffee.

“I'll take a beer. I'm not into that Cat-Lap like the people you might be used to seeing around here.”

by C L G January 31, 2021

on crimson lap

giving crimson a lap dance

thicc gaymer gave lap dance on CRIMSON LAP!!

by jett javed January 31, 2021

crap lap

The sexual act where the woman starts doing anal and right when the man orgasm she shits on his lap

Man me and my girl tried the crap lap it was awesome

by yeetusfeetus February 7, 2021

lap

come or come around

guy 1: guy lap my side nah
guy 2: no p I dey my way

by rancky March 31, 2021

Lap

Abbreviation for loose ass pussy

“You lap b*tch!”

by Mia Avion April 10, 2021

triple laps

When you stick her toes in your nose then suck the boogies off

“Dude I went from first base to triple laps last night with Mary!”

by Avid-Whooper-Fucker April 14, 2021