Kyle

Kyle is a person who really gets on my nerves. Whenever we Skype he always talks about things other than me. Sometimes I really just want to kill him

Man I fucking hate Kyle

by I fucking hat Kyle September 9, 2018

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A sneaky redneck who enjoys being a sneaky redneck and is armed to the teeth with knives.

Kyle is such a sneaky redneck.

by pvtspicyweiner November 5, 2012

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Fat, ugly, sports enthusiast, also a cock sucker

That guys is a total Kyle

by Bicheniglet November 21, 2016

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Kyle is a short, hairy werewolf who happens to look like Jesus when he grows his hair out. Usually will be see wearing mom jeans, or khaki shorts. Loves Nirvana, The Foo Fighters, and shooting rubber bands at innocent people. 9gag is probably his life, and he spends countless hours contributing to the site. When he climbs up his bed it is truly a wondrous sight. Kyle has grey eyes, and loves to rock a Bump-it frequently. He enjoys Mountain Dew and tall heaping mountains of salad. If you ever meet a Kyle run far away because he will kill you. Preeeeeetty much.

"Is that Jesus on that billboard?!"
"No. It's TOTALLY Kyle."

by Stayley March 21, 2012

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Home wrecker

What a "Kyle" move I pulled when I stole that guy's girlfriend, sweet!

by Lil' Miss Ig'nant December 13, 2018

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A thug who likes to eat and gain. He's amazing at certain sports, likes video games, and knows how to work his way around the ladies... Did I meantion he likes to eat?

I just saw Kyle playing LAX and staying thug.

Kyle was at my house with his girlfriend playing COD and eating Pizza.

by MarshallMathers OFFICIAL December 7, 2011

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