Keyboard Warrior

A keyboard warrior is someone who communicates better through typing than speaking in real life. They can express their thoughts, arguments, and ideas more clearly and confidently when using a keyboard, but may struggle to do the same in face-to-face interactions. They’re more effective at organizing their thoughts and making points when typing, rather than in IRL conversations.

Person 1: "Wow, you had a lot to say in that chat! Why were you so quiet during the meeting?"
Person 2: "I'm more of a keyboard warrior—it's easier for me to explain things in writing!"

by silensu October 9, 2024

Keyboard Couch potato

A keyboard warrior who is a stereotypical couch potato, who is more interested in tell you what to do rather than brushing the crumbs off, getting up of their ass and doing anything remotely appropriate to what they demand of you.

Stop being a keyboard couch potato you ignorant cunt

by ElmoOfFire November 16, 2024

keyboard smash

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guy: jkfemvkhjvfehguvrufhvjhefhdvjfvjhhgjvhlvhjgvhrgmrtrvfjhgrvf
guy 2: keyboard smash confirmed

by aviation lover 123 July 17, 2025

Keyboard Nipple

The keyboard nipple, aka the trackpoint, is that dumb fucking thing in the middle of your laptop keyboard that no one uses besides a bunch of homo dorks because it’s “efficient”

Use a mouse you asshole

Jared uses the keyboard nipple on his laptop, to reduce wrist strain.

Jared, is also a gigantic homosexual man-whore because of it.

by T.H.E. J July 28, 2025

Keyboard warrior

A guy that sits at Taco Bell using their WiFi talking shit to others online

Brad thought he could get away with being a keyboard warrior until Andy asked him to go outside.

by Craigdildo October 7, 2025

Keyboard solar system

The Dictionaries Multiverse contains all dictionaries. We don't know what is outside of the Multiverse. But we know that there is the most fundamental field called symbol. You are most likely in Urban Dictionary Universe. There are many galaxies, such as Sexual Definitions galaxy, Abbreviations galaxy, Slang galaxy. Keyboard solar system is in Boredom galaxy. Boredom galaxy contains all definitions that were created because of boredom. There is Site solar system - all definitions that are related to this site. Type any word... is the star , Get a mug , More random definitions , Add some tags below and others are planets. Some planets have moons if there are more definitions related to planet such as Get the get the mug mug. Keyboard solar system has all combinations related to keyboard layouts. Star is The Keyboard , QWERTY , AZERTY , QWERTZ and others are planets. Every keyboard combination has its power. More unique it is , harder is to find (no randomness , still must make sense to all intelligent beings) more the level is. qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm is level 1 , qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujm,kiol./;p is level 10. When a creature finds a new sequence that was not in Urban Dictionary and write a definition , creature collects it level. There are many rulers in Keyboard solar system. More levels (sum of all definitions) = more power. I am the ruler of MBXJSY. There are rulers that are greater than me , there are rulers weaker than me. You collect 250 extra levels if you read this.

"Keyboard solar system is one of the biggest in Boredom Galaxy"

by mbxjsy October 7, 2025

Keyboard expert

Someone who has to stroke their ego by trying to educate people on social media platforms.

I'm tired of keyboard experts chiming in like they are the smartest person on the internet.

by Draskvin October 10, 2025