A douchebag troll that comments on welding videos like he or she is some kind professional welder even though they have ZERO pictures or videos of welds they produced on their own profiles/pages. Their opinion is WORTHLESS and they should be immediately BANNED from your account.
Creator in video: *welds a perfect stack of dimes with a mig*
Keyboard welder: "YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN PUSHING INSTEAD OF DRAGGING, YOU SUCK."
Everyone Else: BANNNNNNNNNNNN
Keyboard welder: "YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN PUSHING INSTEAD OF DRAGGING, YOU SUCK."
Everyone Else: BANNNNNNNNNNNN
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